foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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hotwinger:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

wanksclub:

me as hell

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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pale blog~~~~~~~

pale blog~~~~~~~

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door