school nurse be like
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
me as hell
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
pen pals with benefits
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
the road to success is under construction
she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door