-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

danisnotonfire:

i went to visit phil

danisnotonfire:

i went to visit phil

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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Download the Lyft app and put in my offer code for a free 25$ ride 😍💰🚗
CODE: JACOB883440

Download the Lyft app and put in my offer code for a free 25$ ride 😍💰🚗
CODE: JACOB883440

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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